Signs in the morning

Aries springs out of bed ready to fight someone

Taurus rolls out of bed, consumes a hearty breakfast, falls asleep at the table immediately after

Gemini probably reads a book while eating breakfast

Cancer tries to be one of those people that gets up at 5am to do yoga but falls asleep while doing it

Leo blares punk music while getting ready

Virgo drinks 500 cups of coffee

Libra does a lot of stretching throughout the morning but is pretty calm and usually not too grumpy, albeit a little groggy

Scorpio smashes their alarm clock/murders whoever woke them up and goes back to sleep

Sagittarius probably didn't even sleep, drinks a Monster on the way out the door to sustain them through the day's adventures

Capricorn gets up on time but they're half-asleep until noon

Aquarius has a major bed head but probably can't be fucked to fix it

Pisces probably stayed up all night playing video games and hits the snooze button 9693002758205566679204 times